January 2012
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7 Things For 1/25/12, And...
The state of Shyne’s career.
1) Outside the Tampa GOP Debate: Jews for Newt, Paulites in Yellow Camaros, and the Last Obamacan in America.
“Tensions dissipated as the 9:00 p.m. debate start time neared. A man whose tan-lines, fanny-pack and mustache fairly shrieked “closeted and on vacation” burst into the crowd, waving a “JEWS FOR NEWT” sign and told the...
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7 Things For 1/15/12, And...
A cat that enjoys Miller Lite
1) The Per Se Waiter on Diners Who Vomit Up Their $500 Meals.
Apparently cooks won’t spit in your food in New York City.
2) Monday Night Lights.
Profile piece in the New Yorker about Jon Gruden, and Monday Night Football.
“He rented an office in a local strip mall, where he began presiding over irregular gatherings of a group that he calls the Fired...
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7 Things For 1/11/12, And...
Thoughtz on Damien Hirst
1) The Fuel Subsidy Removal Protests for Dummies.
via @TejuCole whose twitter feed has been the source of nearly everything I’ve read about the situation in Nigeria.
2) The SportsCenter-ization of Political Journalism.
True, true.
3) Woman Hit By Teen’s Flying Body Parts Sues Teen’s Family.
Ugh.
4) A Former Keith Olbermann Employee Speaks: Rage, Outbursts, and...
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7 Things For 1/9/12, And...
A young woman that transforms into Drake and mimics that hand thing he used to do
1) Man Named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, Arrested on Drug Charges.
2) The Joy of Quiet.
There are tons of essays and articles about how we enslave ourselves with technology to the point that we have to escape from this thing we paid hundreds of dollars for, and sleep beside. This is another. But I...
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pizzapuke:
everything is terrible - duane & hammer groovin
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7 Things For 1/3/12, And...
Peedi Crakk
1) The 20 Unhappiest People You Meet In The Comments Sections Of Year-End Lists.
And of course, the comments are (unintentionally?) great.
2) The Education Of Walter Iooss Jr.
If you don’t know who Walter Iooss Jr. is: click & click. Yeah, that guy. The story has a lot of great anecdotes about many athletes, including Michael Jordan:
Jordan on the centers he played with...
December 2011
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Zielschmerz
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the exhilarating dread of finally pursuing a lifelong dream, which requires you to put your true abilities out there to be tested on the open savannah, no longer protected inside the terrarium of hopes and delusions that you created in kindergarten and kept sealed as long as you could, only to break in case of emergency.
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In The Dream I Had Last Night, In The Dream I...
I had a dream this morning that I was in an upscale bus station watching an NBA game on a flat screen TV. It’s the Denver Nuggets visiting my favorite team, the Orlando Magic. It’s the first quarter and the score is 23-3, in favor of the Nuggets. It’s really difficult to watch, it could’ve been a nightmare in itself, just watching this shit go down. Hedo Turkoglu had a...
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Only End Of Year Music Judgment I Feel Comfortable...
Top Rap Line Of 2011
“I dun shook dice with Larry Bird in Barcelona”
- Riff Raff